Crazy Quaids Claim They Are Refugees From US

I don't know how I couldn't have seen this coming. Yesterday I posted a story about Crazy Randy Quaid and his wife Evi and their numerous run ins from the law throughout the US, and that they were arrested in Vancouver for violating Canadian Immigration laws.

In what is clearly a last ditch effort to avoid re-arrest in California on outstanding warrants, the Crazy Quaids are now trying to claim refugee status! They claim that 8 of their close friends have been murdered in unusual circumstances, and they feel they are the next targets. To prove their point, they site the deaths of Heath Ledger and David Carradine as examples of these murders.

I guess they must not have read the news when it was stated that Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose, and David Carradine died in a sexual asphyxiation accident.

Unbelievable. And the worst part is that the Canadian Authorities released them on $10,000 bonds. So surely, they will disappear yet again. Even in the best case scenario, it will take months for their claim to be denied.

This is ridiculous. Would someone just lock up these people already?